The study was carried out with the willing participation of bearded dragon lizards and red tail hawks. Reports from insiders of the experiment claim that many of the animals died during the experimental process including 1 murder suicide that was eligibly carried out by one of the lizards. The source of this information also reports that there is a police investigation underway to determine how a known reptilian under medical care was able to obtain an assault rifle.
In a secretive review of the data from the experiment it was obvious that all but 1 of the lizards had died or were eaten by the hawks. The sole survivor had been allowed to survive by the hawks due to the fact that he was providing them with weed.
The results of the study conclude that in many cases the depression is triggered when a conflict between a past life and the present life occur. In this study it was discovered that the lizards had been hawks in their past lives and the hawks had been lizards in their past lives. Living a life as a predator and then living a subsequent life as prey to the previous life, showed to be a source of incredible stress and anxiety that lead to alcohol and drug use in all cases. The data showed that once the hawks discovered they could get "a buzz" by eating a loaded lizard, the experiment had to be shut down.
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